How many shoes does a woman need?

One weekend away, four days, one concert. How many shoes does a girl need to bring? We had a sweep stake that our esteemed secretary would bring more individual shoes than there would be tenors in the concert.

We won.

Number of tenors - 13
Number of individual pairs of shoes - 20 (10 pairs).

10 pairs of shoes? Ye gods! That's a beer or two on the slate for later

So image our delight when we saw the following shop window in Dusseldorf last night. It had to be recorded.

If the average woman has 19 pairs of shoes, how many does Ms Ewan have?

After allowing the choir to park on its forecourt, rumour has it that Francis Piesse [along with Diana, sorely missed] has offered use of his warehouse for the purpose of storing her collection.

It's also rumoured that an application has been received by Henley Town Council to rename to estate the Imelda Marcos Business Park.